If you ask us, the holidays can’t come early. So to usher in the most wonderful time of the year as soon as possible, we’re planning all the classic new year treats and dishes we can.
Specifically, these 29 classic dishes, ranked from basically intolerable to simply divine. Now, let’s find out how your favorite (and most hated) holiday treats turn out.
Now Let’s Find Out Your Favorite Dish
1. Fruit Cake
Less like a cake, and more like a doorstop. Anyway, try it
2. Picture Pudding
TBH, we want nothing to do with a domed dessert that doesn’t melt melted chocolate. Anyway, try it
3. Ribbon Candy
We can’t afford to wallow in these things – too many better things to eat. Anyway, try it
4. Salad (assorted)
Look, we have nothing against green here and there. But at Christmas? What is the amateur hour? Anyway, try it
5. Boiled Carrots
Not accepted for ages 11 months to 97 years. Anyway, try it
6. Meat Pie
Interesting facts: “Minced meat” is not meat at all but a mixture of dried fruits and spices. Fun fact aside, we can’t wait to taste this British delicacy. Anyway, try it
7. Cookies
It’s cookie season. And they’re definitely not cookies. Anyway, try it
8. Eggnog Flavored Pie
One of the best classic dishes of all the holiday flavors to dip into cookies, yogurt, and keto protein bars, would you choose eggnog? Nice try, supermarket. Anyway, try it
9. Mixed Nuts
Cut the crystal bowl. The only way we look at mixed nuts at Christmas is if they’re on a cheese plate. Anyway, try it
10. Yule’s Diary
Of course, it’s basically a chocolate sponge cake. But he has no advantage with that name. Anyway, try it
11. Egg Wine
Festive, but a taste to be. We will provide credit when credit is due: Alcohol helps. Anyway, try it
12. Candy Sticks
Unless they are removed, they are supposed to be more decorative than anything else. Anyway, try it
13. Cold Meat
The most polarizing of all meats. We’ll give it a solid ehhh. Anyway, try it
14. Gingerbread Man
Satisfactory, but largely overplayed. (They’re pretty cute, though.) Anyway, try it
15. Turkey
Reasonable choice, but a bit redundant right after Thanksgiving. Anyway, try it
16. Cushion
Read all the given and combine all of the dishes to present for your new year party. Anyway, try it
17. Canned Cranberry Sauce
It’s better than doing it yourself. (There, we said it.) But we’re still not sure if we really love cranberry sauce…or just crave it. Anyway, try it
18. M&M for Gingerbread House
Sorry, we ate the doorknob. And shingles…Try it
19. Dumplings
Like this actress who always plays the best friend whose name you’ll never remember: friendly and reliable.
20. Stewed Green Beans
Fried onions from the box never cease to delight (even if we eat them for a whole month in a row). Try it
21. Pheasant
Oh, you feel like it, huh? Try it
22. Pecan Pie
The filling is greasy, the crust is spongy, and the nuts are sweet, so it’s worth your future tooth decay. Try it
23. Grilled Beef
Turkey who? Sorry, we were distracted by the herb-covered look of this gentle hand. It never fails to impress (and it’s much less difficult than a whole bird). Try it
24. Marshmallows
Chocolate, vanilla, caramel. We’re not picky when it comes to this luxurious dessert. Try it
25. Sauce
Dare we say that the sauce is almost better than what’s underneath? Try it
26. Hot Cocoa
It is unlike coffee soft, creamy, pleasant, and has the taste of childhood. Skip the sugar cookies so we can soak. Try it
27. Baked Potato
Potatoes cook in fat for hours. ‘ said Nuff. Try it
28. Mashed Potatoes
Well, we’ve sorted the potatoes back. Go with it. Try it
29. Mint Pods
Give us mint. In fact, give us the whole damn jungle. Bow before the reigning king.